😄 "His arms are spaghetti, his feet are spaghetti, on stage he's spaghetti, his Mom's spaghetti." - Em...

Your mother reminds me of Eminem... She only worth fiddy cent.

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"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.

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As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"

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Looking for a nice, wholesome girl I can bring home to mom. She only dates nice, wholesome girls

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