Starbucks Jokes

This morning at Starbucks I asked the barista for her mildest roast and she said I’d look better with highlights in my hair.

i was in Jerusalem for a holiday Needing my cuppa of java i wandered into a cafe and was served by a male barista. I found it odd that there were no female Baristas so i made it a point to keep a lookout for them across the holy land. From Starbucks to coffee club, from hipster cafes to neighborhood coffeehouses, not a female barista could be found. Perplexed by this, i finally asked the Jewish barista at the starbucks at the airport when i was about to leave. He thought about it for a moment…

Starbucks and the Pope Starbucks manages to arrange a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican. After receiving the Papal blessing, the Starbucks official whispers, "Your Eminence, we have an offer for you. Starbucks is prepared to donate $100 million to the church if you change the Lord's Prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily coffee." The Pope responds, "That is impossible. The prayer is the word of the Lord. It must not be changed." "Well," said the Star…

The first time I went to Starbucks.. The man getting served in front of me asked for a mocha. ""Sorry sir

What type of currency do people use in space? Starbucks.

What currency do they use in space? Starbucks

This barista at StarBucks looked so nervous as she handed me my coffee. I think she was scared because she spelt my name wrong

RIP Starbucks The man getting served in front of me at Starbucks asked for a mocha. ""Sorry sir

What currency do they use in outer space? Starbucks.

John robbed some coffee from Starbucks the other day. The police are charging him for mugging.

TIL America has more museums than Starbucks and McDonald's combined. Starbucks and McDonald's have a combined total of 0 museums.

My friends that majored in English always tell me the same thing Welcome to Starbucks!

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space? Starbucks

What's the currency in space? Starbucks

Are you a real pilot? An old Marine Pilot sat down in a Starbucks

I made a Starbucks barista cry I put my name down as Dad and he stood there calling it over and over again with no reply.

Judge threw out a lawsuit against Starbucks said the Plaintiff had no grounds.

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks? You'll never forget her name.

I bought a new car recently. I got it for a great deal. Oscar Mayer Weiner was going under so they sold me one of their weenie vans. I was really excited so I drove it around town to show off. I pulled up to a Starbucks because I was thirsty and as I was parking I saw the most beautiful girl in the world. She watched me park and smiled as I walked over to her.

I was in the queue at Starbucks this morning. The man getting served in front of me

I heard Starbucks is trying to hire a lot more refugees Those poor art majors are going to suffer, then

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks? HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood? "You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks? A flat white.

Can people using windows play games online with people with using Mac? Depends on the wifi at Starbucks.