I've seen in war movies where women have to smother their crying babies to get them to be quiet so how come never on an airplane?

A fighter pilot is shot down over Germany in World War II... He wakes up in a German POW hospital. A German officer is standing over his bed as he comes-to. ""I'm verry sorry to inform you, but vee haff had to amputate your left leg,"" says the officer. ""Oh no,"" cries the pilot, ""lost a limb? This is terrible news. Crutches for the rest of my life and all that. Listen, could you boys do me a favor? Could you drop my leg over my base, so it can receive an American burial?"" The German confers …

A preacher, a librarian, and a soldier... ...were on a small airplane when they began to experience some bad turbulence. The captain of the plane instructed them to each throw out some of their personal possessions to reduce the weight of the plane so they could land safely. The preacher threw out some wooden crosses. The librarian threw out several of his favorite books. And the soldier threw out some grenades. Upon landing, the group encountered a little boy who was crying. ""What's wrong?"" a…

The Woman Marine Pilot The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that she had missed Janie. Janie, do you have a story to share?' ''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Des…