St Peter Jokes

A train hits a bus load of nuns and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter. He asks the first nun

Three Nuns get into Heaven Three nuns had died and were going to Heaven. They gathered at the Pearly Gates and met St. Peter

Three women die and go to heaven... St. Peter greets them at the gate and says ""We only have one rule in heaven

An Engineer Goes to Hell One day a civil engineer dies and goes before St Peter. St Peter gravely tells him that he must go to Hell.

Three girls die and go to heaven... They are greeted by st. Peter at the pearly gates. He welcomes them and then says ""But be careful

Three men go to heaven and St. Peter says they are full....

3 nuns are at the pearly gates... St Peter greets them saying ""Sisters of the faith! I have some bad news. Due to the current state of the world

Engineer In Hell An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says

Mother Teresa is PISSED! Mother Teresa dies and is on her way up to heaven. She meets St. Peter at the pearly gates and is adorned with a halo. ""Come on this way

A man died and went to heaven... A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the pearly gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

Three men arrive at the Pearly Gates. Three men arrive at the Pearly Gates and are greeted by St. Peter.

4 nuns died in a car crash. St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates

A Republican meets St. Peter at the heaven's entrance. A Republican senator

Jesus was set in charge of pearly gates of St. Peter for a few minutes. One day Jesus was walking by the pearly gates when St Peter asked him to watch the gates for a few minutes.

One day Jesus is helping St. Peter at the Gates to Heaven... One day Jesus is helping St. Peter at the Gates to Heaven when an old man approaches.

Dolly Parton and Princess Diana are at the pearly gates of Heaven... St Peter

Three guys are waiting in line to get into Heaven. St. Peter calls out to thee tree guys: ""We don't have a lot of space in Heaven

A guy arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter welcomes him and gives him a tour of the main building. One of the room is filled with clocks.

One day jesus was manning the gates for St Peter... One day Jesus was manning the gates for St. Peter. The first person to approach the gates was a wrinkled old man. Jesus summoned him to sit down and sat across from him. Jesus peered at the old man and asked

The Redneck Poet Robert Frost and a redneck came to heaven's gate at the same time. St. Peter stood at the gate with instuctions for the two: ''You cannot enter the gates of heaven until you can make up a poem and recite it to me using the word 'Timbuktu' in it.'' Robert Frost stepped up and recited a magnificent

Four Nuns Died... and went to Heaven. St Peter was there to greet them at the Pearly Gates. He looks at the four nuns and says

A priest and a lawyer get into a lethal car accident together and show up at the pearly gates. St. Peter greets them and starts reading off their qualifications for getting into Heaven. He starts with the priest.

The Priest and the Politician A priest and a politician arrived at Heaven's gate one day together. And St. Peter

3 guys die and go to heaven... St. Peter was at the gate and said

Christmas joke! (A little late I know) Three men die on Christmas Day. They get to the pearly gates and St. Peter just feels awful. He says ""Alright guys I hate you died on Christmas Day