An old man has been waiting in line to get into heaven for so long, that when the time came for his name to be looked up in the big book, he couldn't remember it St. Peter was a bit frazzled and could not figure out what to do. So he calls Jesus over to help him out. Jesus begins to ask the man some questions in order to jog his memory in hopes to find his name. Jesus: ""did you have any children?"" Man: ""just one...a wonderful boy."" Jesus: ""hmm, alright let's press on. What was your occupati…

An old man dies and reaches the gates of heaven. He is quite confused and doesn't remember things too well. St Peter asks him the routine questions, but doesn't get anywhere. So he tells him ""Never mind, I'll take you to the boss"" and brings him to Jesus. Jesus starts asking questions. ""Hello old man. Do you remember your name?"" The old man replies ""No... not really... something that starts with J... I remember that people didn't call me by my real name..."" ""Mmmm... what did you do for a …

Jesus is walking around in heaven one day... Jesus is walking around in heaven one day, checking in on everybody to make sure they're enjoying the place. He checks in with Mother Teresa and sure enough, there she is in the middle of a party having a grand time with all her friends. So Jesus moves on. He checks in on Martin Luther next and he's having a great time with all his loved ones around the dinner table. Satisfied, Jesus moves on to the next one. On his way to see John the Baptist, Jesus …

The Pope dies and arrives in Heaven. St. Peter awaits him. St. Peter asks who he is. The Pope: ""I am the pope."" St. Peter: ""Who? There's no such name in my book."" The Pope: ""I'm the representative of God on Earth."" St.Peter: ""Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me ..."" The Pope: ""But I am the leader of the Catholic Church ..."" St. Peter: ""The Catholic church ... Never heard of it ... Wait, I'll check with the boss."" St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with G…