Mother Teresa Jokes

Gave someone a ride to school instead of getting coffee this morning because Mother Teresa has had all the attention long enough.

Jesus is walking around in heaven one day... Jesus is walking around in heaven one day, checking in on everybody to make sure they're enjoying the place. He checks in with Mother Teresa and sure enough, there she is in the middle of a party having a grand time with all her friends. So Jesus moves on. He checks in on Martin Luther next and he's having a great time with all his loved ones around the dinner table. Satisfied, Jesus moves on to the next one. On his way to see John the Baptist, Jesus …

A man approaches the Gates of Heaven... ...when he sees that behind the gates are hundreds of thousands of clocks, each ticking at a different pace. He goes to the gatekeeper and asks, ""hey, why are there so many clocks here?"" The gatekeeper responds, ""Oh, each clock ticks however many times you've lied in your life per minute."" ""Interesting,"" the man responds. ""Whose clock is that?"" he says, pointing to a clock that isn't moving at all. ""That clock belongs to Mother Teresa,"" responds …

Mother Teresa walks into a bar

John dies and he meets Saint Peter. Saint Peter: "You were indeed a good man. Come, I will walk you to Heaven." They started walking through a long hall. On the walls, there were lots and lots of watches. Curious, the man asks: John: "What's the deal with all these watches?" Saint Peter: "You see, these are called lying watches. Everytime someone says a lie, the arms move. Look at this one for example. It belonged to Mother Teresa. Its arms never moved, not even once. We also have lying watc…

So MotherTeresa is in heaven, but... she notices that Princess Diana has a bigger halo than her. So Mother Teresa goes to God and asks why Princess Diana has a larger halo. God laughs and responds, "Oh, that's not a halo, that's the steering wheel." My grandmother told me this joke, all credit to her.

A man dies and goes to heaven In heaven, he sees a wall of very large clocks. He asks the Angel "What are all these clocks for?" Angel answers "These are lie clocks, every person has one lie clock. Whenever you lie on earth, the clock ticks once." The man points towards a clock and asks, "Who's clock does this belong to?" Angel answers 'This clock belongs to Mother Teresa. It has never moved, so she has never told a lie." then the man asks "Where is Hillary Clintons clock?" The Angel replies "T…

Mother Teresa is PISSED! Mother Teresa dies and is on her way up to heaven. She meets St. Peter at the pearly gates and is adorned with a halo. ""Come on this way

What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa? Sandals in the Bin

Mother Teresa died and went to Heaven. She found God waiting for her at the Pearly Gates. "Are you hungry?" God asked. "Yes, I could eat something," replied Mother Teresa. So God opened a can of tuna, reached for a chunk of rye bread, and they began to share it. While eating this humble meal, Mother Teresa glanced down into Hell and saw the inhabitants devouring huge steaks, chickens, lobsters and pastries. She was curious but said nothing. The next day, God again invited her to join him for a m…