Jesus is walking around in heaven one day... Jesus is walking around in heaven one day, checking in on everybody to make sure they're enjoying the place. He checks in with Mother Teresa and sure enough, there she is in the middle of a party having a grand time with all her friends. So Jesus moves on. He checks in on Martin Luther next and he's having a great time with all his loved ones around the dinner table. Satisfied, Jesus moves on to the next one. On his way to see John the Baptist, Jesus comes across a man sitting in a corner crying. Shocked that anyone could be upset in heaven Jesus walks over to the gentleman. ""What do you think you're doing, son?"" Jesus asked. ""You had better cut that out. There are people here who went to church fifteen times a week to get up here. What if they all started crying too? You had better stop that right now or you'll bring the morale of the whole place down. Alright?"" ""I'm sorry. I just can't find him anywhere and I've looked all over."" The man said, still crying. ""What do you mean? Who can't you find?"" The man wipes the tears from his eyes to address Jesus. ""When I was down on Earth I was a carpenter. I had this boy that I loved with all my heart and when he grew up, I wanted him to go into the family business with me. Then when he turned thirty he went off with this flock of guys, I think there was about twelve of them, on some adventure... And he died!... He died for goodness sake. I don't know, I just thought that once I got up here I'd-"" Jesus, with tears flowing down his face, shouts, ""Father!? How I've missed you!"" The man shoots to his feet and exclaims, ""Pinocchio! I can't believe you're here!""