Mother Teresa died and went to Heaven. She found God waiting for her at the Pearly Gates. "Are you hungry?" God asked. "Yes, I could eat something," replied Mother Teresa. So God opened a can of tuna, reached for a chunk of rye bread, and they began to share it. While eating this humble meal, Mother Teresa glanced down into Hell and saw the inhabitants devouring huge steaks, chickens, lobsters and pastries. She was curious but said nothing. The next day, God again invited her to join him for a meal. Again it was tuna and rye bread and, just like the previous day, when Mother Teresa looked down into Hell, she saw everyone tucking into lamb, turkey, venison and delicious desserts. Still she said nothing. The following day, mealtime in Heaven arrived, and another can of tuna was opened. This time Mother Teresa could contain herself no longer. Meekly she asked: "God, I am deeply grateful to be in Heaven with you as a reward for the pious, selfless life I led. But all I get to eat here is tuna and rye bread while down in Hell they eat like emperors and kings. I just don't understand it." God sighed. "Let's be honest, Teresa," he said, "for just two people, it doesn't pay to cook."