Robert Frost Jokes

Ogden Nash and Robert Frost die and are facing St. Peter at the Pearly Gates... St. Peter doesn't recognize them and asks for identification. They both respond that they are great poets from Earth and are surprised that they're not recognized. St. Peter challenges them - "If you're such great poets. let me hear you form a rhyme for "Timbuktu". The poets think for a moment, then finally Robert Frost speaks first. "With such little time, I can only come up with this....". He then continues. …

The Redneck Poet Robert Frost and a redneck came to heaven's gate at the same time. St. Peter stood at the gate with instuctions for the two: ''You cannot enter the gates of heaven until you can make up a poem and recite it to me using the word 'Timbuktu' in it.'' Robert Frost stepped up and recited a magnificent, graceful poem and was let in the gates. Then the redneck stepped up and St. Peter said, ''Now, what is your poem?'' The Redneck paused and scratched. ''Oh! I got it,'' said the red…

The Redneck Poet Robert Frost and a redneck came to heaven's gate at the same time. St. Peter stood at the gate with instuctions for the two: ''You cannot enter the gates of heaven until you can make up a poem and recite it to me using the word 'Timbuktu' in it.'' Robert Frost stepped up and recited a magnificent