Ogden Nash and Robert Frost die and are facing St. Peter at the Pearly Gates... St. Peter doesn't recognize them and asks for identification. They both respond that they are great poets from Earth and are surprised that they're not recognized. St. Peter challenges them - "If you're such great poets. let me hear you form a rhyme for "Timbuktu". The poets think for a moment, then finally Robert Frost speaks first. "With such little time, I can only come up with this....". He then continues. "I walked along the sandy shore. I listened to the ocean's roar. A floating ship came into view Her port of call was Timbuktu." An impressed St. Peter allowed him access through the gates. After a slight period of silence, Ogden Nash finally spoke up. "Okay - this is also rushed, but here goes...." "Tim and I, a hiking went, We spied three ladies in a tent. Since they were three and we were two I bucked one, and Tim bucked two."