Ed the Chicken Ed came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife,and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, You died in your sleep, Ed.' Ed was stunned. I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. Peter said, I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Ed was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered w…