St Peter Jokes

Two poets die at the same time and they meet St. Peter at the pearly gates... St. Peter says""ah

A man died and went to heaven A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter

A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter

An engaged couple dies and goes to heaven. They ask St. Peter

A Mother superior and two novices were killed in a bus crash. They soon found themselves at the pearly gates. St. Peter greeted all three.

A cab driver reaches the pearly gates. St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book and tells him to pick up a gold staff and a silk robe and proceed into Heaven. Next in line is a preacher. St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book

St. Peter was guarding the Pearly Gates when three men in quick succession approached looking to be admitted. St. Peter

[Long] A US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

Heaven was running out of spots for new souls So St. Peter was instructed by God to only let in people

God notices heaven is getting a bit crowded So he sits down with St Peter and says

A guys dies and goes to heaven... St. Peter is giving the guy a tour. They walk down a huge hallway filled with clocks.

Three men arrive in heaven at the same time. St. Peter comes out to greet them. ""Sorry about this guys

A man died and went to heaven As St. Peter showed him around

Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates.... .....St. Peter met them there. St. Peter said

Three nuns die and go to heaven. They arrive at the gates of heaven where they meet St. Peter who says ""you must each answer one question about religion to enter heaven."

4 nuns died in a car crash. St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and says ""The only reason you aren't already inside is that you have sinned and never confessed. This is your amnesty if you have a confession

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says

An engineer dies An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says

At the pearly gates St. Peter needs to take a piss

The Wall of Lie-Clocks A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates

Three men arrive in heaven.. Three men arrive in heaven at the same time and St. Peter comes out to greet them.

Harley Davidson creator dies and meets God The Creator of Harley Davidson dies and meets St Peter at the pearly gates. Peter asks him

A man and a woman are on their way to their wedding... They get into a terrible car crash and are killed instantly. They find themselves standing in front of St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter says ""welcome! You have both lived good lives and are welcome into heaven!"

""Heaven is getting too crowded"" St. Peter tells 3 men who died near the same time

4 Nuns go to heaven... and arrive at the gates of Heaven in front of St. Peter. They line up and the first one approaches him and he asks the nun if she's ever sinned before.