St Peter Jokes

Christians only A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks

Fidel Castro Dies and Goes to Heaven Castro finds himself at the pearly gates. St. Peter is there

Don't step on the ducks Three guys got into a car crash and all died. They all get up to heaven and meet St. Peter at the gates. St. Peter said ""Okay everyone can come in

Three men arrive at the gates of heaven and are greeted by St. Peter who introduces them to an angel to show them where they would be staying. Three men arrive at the gates of heaven and are greeted by St. Peter who introduces them to an angel to show them where they would be staying. These men were greeted by this angel who says to them

3 men are in line to get into heaven St. Peter is waiting at the gates of heaven and calls the first man up.

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting with St. Peter at the pearly gates when all of a sudden she hears the most bloodcurdling screams. ""Don't worry about that

An elderly couple die in a car wreck and appear at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greets them and invites them in.

The hero Joe is at the Pearly Gates waiting to be admitted while St. Peter is leafing through his files to see if Joe is worthy of entry.

A black guy dies & finds himself at the Pearly Gates with St. Peter.... SP: Before I allow you to enter Heaven

A man with two friends A man goes to heaven with two friends. When they get there they see ducks everywhere. St. Peter informs them that they can do whatever they want but don't step on the ducks. A week goes by and one man steps on a duck. St. Peter comes out with this ugly woman and says "" this is who you will spend eternity with"". A month later the second man steps on a duck. St. Peter shows up with a hideous woman and says ""this is who you will spend eternity with"". After a year the thi…

Really busy century in heaven Three guys die and go to heaven. St. Peter says ""Listen - we're having a really busy century

Everyone has a Lie-Clock A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked: ‘What are those clocks?’

Three men go to heaven and St. Peter receives them St. Peter doesn't know why they're there

4 nuns trying to get into heaven 4 nuns die in a car accident and are standing in line at the gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them ""You must confess your greatest sin and be granted absolution in order to get into heaven. "

A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls... and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl

A cowboy appears before St. Peter. A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. ""Have you ever done anything of particular merit?"" St. Peter asked. ""Well

Separate but equal? A guy dies and ends up in front of St. Peter at the entrance to heaven.

A bus full of catholic school girls gets in a horrible accident. Sadly all on the bus perished and are waiting in line at the pearly gates. St Peter approaches the first girl in line.

A redditor dies and meets St. Peter at the Pearly Gates He says ""We have chosen to let you spend a day in heaven

Best friends in heaven Two friends die at about the same time. One goes to heaven and one goes to hell. The one that went to heaven is getting a tour by St Peter. He is admiring the streets of gold

An engineer dies and goes to heaven... He meets St. Peter at the pearly gates

A Group of Nuns A group of nuns suddenly die and find themselves standing in front of St. Peter in Heaven. St. Peter says to the first nun

3 nuns die and go to heaven 3 nuns die and go to heaven. They meet St. Peter at the golden gates.

A man died and went to heaven As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates

At the Pearly Gates An Evangelical Christian dies and is taken up to the Pearly Gates where St Peter is waiting to greet him. St Peter informs him that he has one last wish he can request before stepping through the Gates. The Evangelical thinks about it for a minute