3 men are in line to get into heaven St. Peter is waiting at the gates of heaven and calls the first man up.#St Peter#Religion0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
St. Peter: Why should I let you into heaven? Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here#St Peter#Meeting And I#Work#Religion0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*At the pearly gates* St Peter: Welcome to heaven. I'll show you around. Me: Sooo many oysters must've died to make this gate.#St Peter#Religion0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I want to live the kind of life that when St. Peter looks over my list of sins he gives me a high-five before he sends me to hell.#St Peter#Religion0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
GOD: Peter, you will be heaven's bouncer ST PETER: What the hell, I don't want ST BERNARD (whispering): Shut up or he'll make you a dog#Peter#St Peter#St Bernard#Animals+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp