An old man has been waiting in line to get into heaven for so long, that when the time came for his name to be looked up in the big book, he couldn't remember it St. Peter was a bit frazzled and could not figure out what to do. So he calls Jesus over to help him out. Jesus begins to ask the man some questions in order to jog his memory in hopes to find his name. Jesus: ""did you have any children?"" Man: ""just one...a wonderful boy."" Jesus: ""hmm, alright let's press on. What was your occupati…

An old man dies and reaches the gates of heaven. He is quite confused and doesn't remember things too well. St Peter asks him the routine questions, but doesn't get anywhere. So he tells him ""Never mind, I'll take you to the boss"" and brings him to Jesus. Jesus starts asking questions. ""Hello old man. Do you remember your name?"" The old man replies ""No... not really... something that starts with J... I remember that people didn't call me by my real name..."" ""Mmmm... what did you do for a …

When Mother Theresa died and got to the Pearly Gates, she was stopped by St Peter. He told her, ""Before I let you in, I need to ask you a few questions."" As he was saying this, Mother Theresa looks over his shoulder and sees Princess Di. She exclaims to Peter, ""Why am I out here answering questions after everything I've done in my life and Princess Di is already inside with a halo on her head?"" Peter looks over his shoulder, then turns to Mother Theresa and say's, ""That ain't a halo, it's a…

The Pope dies and arrives in Heaven. St. Peter awaits him. St. Peter asks who he is. The Pope: ""I am the pope."" St. Peter: ""Who? There's no such name in my book."" The Pope: ""I'm the representative of God on Earth."" St.Peter: ""Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me ..."" The Pope: ""But I am the leader of the Catholic Church ..."" St. Peter: ""The Catholic church ... Never heard of it ... Wait, I'll check with the boss."" St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with G…