Three nuns die and go to heaven Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St Peter at the pearly gates. St Peter says ""Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want."" The first nun says ""I want to be Sophia Loren"" and POOF she's gone. The second says ""I want to be Madonna"" and POOF she's gone. The third says ""I want to be Sara Pipalini."" St Peter looks perplexed. ""Who?"" asks St Peter ""Sara Pipa…

Four nuns die in a bus crash... ... they meet St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter welcomes the nuns. He tells them that, while he understands they devoted their lives to God, everyone is still given a chance to repent their last Sins, and gestures towards a fountain of Holy Water. The first nun pulls St. Peter aside, and says ""Forgive me, St. Peter, for I have sinned. I have gazed at the unholy parts of a man."" St. Peter is slightly taken back -- I mean, this is a nun for crying out loud!…

Three Nuns die in a car crash, and find themselves at the pearly gates. St. Peter stops them, stating ""Ladies, I appreciate your position, but there's a new policy in place from upstairs. To enter unto Heaven, you must demonstrate some knowledge of The Bible."" He asks the first Nun. ""Who was the first man?"" ""Oh! Adam, of course!"" she replies. ""You're in."" To the second ""Who was the first woman?"" ""Eve!"" ""Yep, you're in."" To the third, ""What's the first thing that Eve said to Adam?"…

3 nuns die and go to heaven. They meet St. Peter at the golden gates. St. Peter said ""You each have to answer 1 question. If the answer is right you can enter heaven and if you answer wrong you go straight to hell."" He calls the first nun and asks ""Who did God make first?"" Very happily she answers ""Oooh that's an easy one. God made Adam"" Trumpets blast, the golden gates open and she walks in. Then St. Peter calls the second nun and asks ""Who did God make second?"" Very happily she answers…