Four nuns die in a bus crash... ... they meet St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter welcomes the nuns. He tells them that, while he understands they devoted their lives to God, everyone is still given a chance to repent their last Sins, and gestures towards a fountain of Holy Water. The first nun pulls St. Peter aside, and says ""Forgive me, St. Peter, for I have sinned. I have gazed at the unholy parts of a man."" St. Peter is slightly taken back -- I mean, this is a nun for crying out loud! But, rules are rules. He tells her to go wash her eyes in the fountain, and she would be welcomed into God's Kingdom. The second nun comes up to St. Peter, and says ""Forgive me, St. Peter, for I have sinned. I have touched the unholy parts of a man."" St. Peter is a bit disturbed, but maintains his composure. He tells her to wash her hands in the fountain, and welcomes her to God's Kingdom. As the third nun approaches St. Peter, the fourth nun pushes her aside and shouts, ""Wait, wait! Let me gargle before she sits her fat ass down in that fountain!""