3 Men are at heaven's gate St peter says to the first one, ""You can enter heaven if you can tell me the real meaning of Easter"". The man responds, ""That's when Santa brings toys to all the good girls and boys"". St. peter responds, ""No, that's not even the right holiday. You can't get into heaven."" St. peter turns to the second man and asks the same question. The man responds, ""That's when the Easter bunny gives painted eggs to the kids."" St peter responds, ""That has nothing to do with t…

Three guys die and go to the pearly gates.... So St. Peter says in light of it being Christmas I'll send you back to earth if you can present something to me that symbolizes Christmas. So the first guy pulls out his keys jingles them around: these are Jingle bells The second guy pulls a white cotton out from his pocket: this is Santa's beard Third guy checked every pocket he has and he produces a pair of women's underwear. So after thinking for a second he puts the underwear under Saint Peters n…

Heavenly Christmas After an accident, three dead souls find themselves at the pearly gates, waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something related to Christmas. The first man searches his pocket and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in. The third man pulls out a pair of panties. Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, ""How do these represent Christmas?"" The man responded, ""They're Carol's.""

A man dies and gets to the pearly gates At the pearly gates he is greeted by St. Peter who is standing next to a ladder that rises up into the clouds. ""Welcome,"" St. Peter said, ""to your great reward."" The newly deceased man stood speechless looking around, trying desperately to process and understand the reality of the view that stood before him. His eyes wandered over to the ladder. As he looked it up and down, St. Peter notices his fascination. He smiles and informs the man that he may en…