Research shows vacuum cleaners can cause hearing loss. "You should absolutely get rid of that monster," said one furry, panting scientist.#Science0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Recent studies link bacon to cancer. "Ya, don't eat bacon, you'll get so much cancer", said one pink scientist.#Science#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
To this day, no song pumps me up as much as the theme from 'Bill Nye the Science Guy.'#Bill Nye#Science#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
when I see a Facebook relationship status 'it's complicated' I imagine love through wormholes over tens of thousands of years, alien biology#Facebook#Science0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Every atom in your body is born in a star, traveled millions of light years, & through an amazing process became you. & you watch Teen Mom.#Science#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
They don't seem to abduct humans like they used to; looks like we are not the only planet with government science-funding budget cuts. Sad.#Politics#Science0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[Scientific Conference] Scientist 1: So science? Scientist 2: *nodding* Science.#Science#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Facts and science no longer matter. Remember the Renaissance? This era is the opposite of that.#Science#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
SCIENTIST: The universe is a big mess of molecules bumping into each other. ME: I like when pizza molecules bump into my mouth molecules.#Food#Science0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Experimental Music sounds like a cool idea until you realize that the experiment is how bad something can be, and still be called music.#Science0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.#Science#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If a mad scientist ever clones me, throw a cube of cheese in the air. The faster one is me.#Science#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Science HAS gone too far," I whisper, gazing out across the sea of boneless chickens slithering through the farmyard. The Colonel laughs.#Science0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Let's see what you're made of!" he says on approach, knife in hand. "Good." I mutter. "Another adversary who paid no attention in Biology."#Science0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Cop: Know why I stopped u? Scientist: No Cop: How much science u do tonite? Scientist: Just one-[test tube falls from coat] Cop: Get out#Science#Police0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
You said I could have my way with you. If you didn't want me to experiment with gas and fire, you should've been more specific.#Science0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If you plant a block of ramen noodles in the ground and water it with cold ones every day, it will grow into a college kid. It's science.#School#Science#Kids0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Chemistry, ok. But soulmates? You'd think if our spirits were perfectly matched, they'd be comfortable at the same thermostat setting.#Science0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
23rd Century Scientist: We're sending you to 1889 to kill baby Hitler. Four words: Stick. To. The. Mission. Henry Ford: Yes, sir.#Hitler#Henry Ford#Science#Kids0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[Library] MAN: Do you have books on fire? LIBRARIAN: Yes, in the Chemistry section MAN: Come on boys! *Swarms of firemen enter with hoses*#Science0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Not to get too technical, but chemistry says alcohol IS a solution. So I win.#Science#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Do you know how many hydrogen bonds I can disrupt? (Chemistry pick-up line) Enough to break the ice, how's it going?#Science#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp