A Jewish boy comes home with his report card. His parents take a look and see: English: A Science: A History: A Math: F They tell him he's grounded until they see improvement, but when the next report card comes he gets an F in math yet again! After thinking hard about what to do this time, they decide they must send him to Catholic school. After just one term at Catholic school he comes home with an A in Math! The father asks, ""Son, what made this time so different?"" He replies, ""Well when I…

Scientists in the Netherlands successfully clone a Neanderthal. Scientists in the Netherlands have succeeded in bringing back the Neanderthals back via cloning of a frozen specimen. They raise the Neanderthal child as a human and enroll him in a school. He doesn't do very well in grammar class, but shows a high interest in science, particularly biology. One day after being bullied by a particularly vicious human classmate, he runs out of the school, crying. One of the scientists find him at the …

[NSFW] so my physics teacher was explaining centripetal force using a coat hanger he was trying to balance a penny on the tip of the coat hanger and then spin it around. he couldn't get it to balance so one kid said ""did you miss the coat hanger class in college"" i looked over to my friend and said ""of course he did that class is only for premed""

mother's milk Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote: 1) It is perfect formula for the child. 2) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3) It is always the right temperature. 4) It is inexpensive. 5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa. 6) It is al…