An enthusiastic biology teacher saw an unenthusiastic classroom So he wanted to do something He went and stood on his head on top of a table and asked "can you see my face is getting all red?" The children said yes He gets off and says "When I stand on my head, all the blood moves into my head region and my face gets red. But when I stand on my feet it does not happen, why?" One little boy stood up and said "because the feet ain't empty" \-Sadhguru

What did the Physics professor say to the fat kid in school? "You've got a lot of potential!"

The teacher had asked each child to bring one electrical appliance into school for "show and tell". "What did you bring, Mary?" asked the teacher. "I brought a kettle." "And what is it for?" "It's for boiling water." "That's very good, Mary," said the teacher. "Now, Billy, what have you brought for us?" "I brought an electric can opener," said Billy. "It opens cans, miss." "Well done, Billy," said the teacher, "but I see that Johnny hasn't brought anything." "Yes I have, Miss," said Johnny. "It'…

Me: Hello Teacher: Hello M: How's my kid doing in school? T: How's my kid doing in school? I hate parrot teacher conferences