A guy wants to test his son's IQ Dad : ""Knock knock."" Son: ""dad, someone's knocking."" Dad : ""It's me you idiot."" Son : ""But dad, you have a key."" Dad: ""oh, it's probably your mom. Sit tight I'm gonna open the door.""#Parents#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Repetitive Knock-Knock Joke *Shini: Knock-knock!* **Juno: No solicitors! Go away!** *Shini: Knock-knock!* **Juno: F### you!** *Shini: Knock-knock!* **Juno: I have a shotgun!** *Shini: Knock-knock!* **Juno: BANG you're dead!** *Shini: Oniichan....* **Juno: You're still dead!** Actually happened between me and Juno (my brother)#Dark Humor#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dr. Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it? **Doctor.** Doctor who? **YES**#Dr Who#Doctor Who#Doctor#One-Liner+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock knock *Who's there?* Who. *To who?* (cough, straighten collar) To WHOM...#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My niece told me this one, she technically messed up the joke, but I thought it was a hilarious and unexpected take on the original ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Orange."" ""Orange who?"" ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Orange."" ""Orange who?"" ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Orange."" ""Orange who?"" ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Banana."" ""Banana who?"" ""Banana you glad I didn't say orange?""#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Dunno, but i do know its not Michael Brown""#Michael Brown#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I've got a really funny knock knock joke, but you're going to have to start it... You: knock knock Me: whose there? You: ... Ummm#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Some of my favourites. Warning: Wrong. Q. Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? A. Everywhere Q. Why did little Benny fall of the swings? A. He had no arms. 1. Knock Knock. 2. Whose there? 1. Not little Benny#Everywhere Q Why#Benny#Kids#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Kelly Clarkson boo"" ""Kelly Clarkson boo who?"" ""Stop crying, Kelly Clarkson.""#Kelly Clarkson#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock knock Whos there? Meg Whites most complex drum beat.#Meg Whites#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock? Whos There? Imaja / Imaja who ? Oh look the door opened Im out#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock knock Who's there? A broken Pencil. A broken Pencil who? ..... Never mind its pointless#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Katherine lost both her arms in an accident. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Katherine.#Katherine#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock knock Who's there? Control freak -- now YOU say, ""Control freak who?""#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock knock Who's there Olivia Olivia who? Olivia, so let me in my bloody house!#Olivia Olivia#Olivia#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Why?' To get to the idiots house! (Immediately follow up with this) Knock knock 'Who's there?' A chicken!#Animals#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock.. Who's there? Razor. Razor who? Razor hands it's the police. I need friends.#Police#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock knock -Honda. -Honda who? -*Honda the wings of love*#Honda#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock knock.... Who's there?.... Whale.... Whale who? Whale that's enough of that joke#Animals#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Sally Jokes Why did sally fall of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock? *who's there?* Not Sally.#Sally Jokes Why#Not Sally#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp