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Jokes about Dad's new glasses My Dad needs glasses for the first time. He's in his 50s and needs them for reading small print. Happens to most people with age. No biggie... - However, I have worn glasses from a young age and he mocked me mercilessly for being a specky four-eyes with neverending delight. So now I have my opportunity for revenge - em, I mean, the opportunity to use humour to make him feel comfortable with his new glasses. I'd love to hear some more from you. Here's what I have so

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Here's a terrible joke I heard on the radio. So, a families toilet stopped working so they call a plumber to come fix it. The plumber says that his next free appointment is noon tomorrow, so the family sets up the appointment. Tomorrow rolls around and the family forgets that the plumber is coming and head off to work. At noon the plumber comes and knocks on the door. *knock knock knock* comes from the plumber. *knock knock knock* comes back from the house. ""That's weird"" said the plumber. ""T

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