Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock... ""Come in!""

Knock knock. Who's there? BRAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (it's a whale joke!)

Why cant billy ride the swings? he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there? Not billy

Knock Knock... Knock Knock Who's there? Tom Hulce. Tom Hulce who? That's Hollywood.

Knock Knock Batman: Who's there? Alfred: Not your parents. :D

Micromanager Knock Knock Who's there? Micromanager. Now, you say 'micromanager who?'

knock knock, whos there? your ex wife .................

It goes something like this... Knock knock... Who's there? A guard... A guard who... Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the pool please, I'm dwaoning!

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Knock knock joke I came up with in the 3rd grade... Knock, knock. Who's there? Nunya. Nunya who? Nunya dang business who?

Knock knock Who's there? You want two CDs You want two CDs who? You want to see deez nutz?

My mothers favorite Knock-Knock Joke Her : Knock-knock Me : Who's there? Her : Iwannaeatmahp Me : Iwannaeatmahp who? Her : Hahaha! You wanna eat your poo?!

Knock Knock. who's there? Netanya Netanya who? Yep... thanks Obama.

Knock knock Who's There? Adjust. Adjust who? Adjust lost the game.

Knock Knock (you say: who's there) I ate mop. (you do your part) I'll give you a while to figure it out. ...yes, it's childish.

Hmmmmmm just lets see how this goes. Knock Knock.

Knock Knock funny Knock Knock Who's There? Ahmed Ahmed who? Ahmed the payphone trying to call home. All of my change I spent on you. Knock Knock Who's There? Daisy! Daisy who? Daisy me rollin, they hatin Knock Knock Who's There? Wendy! Wendy who? Wendy wind blows de cradle will fall. Knock Knock Who's There? Britney Spears! Britney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's There? Oops I did it again

I've got a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start.

Knock Knock Joke 'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'Atch' 'Atch who?' 'Excuse you'

Me and my friend when we were 8 Friend: knock knock Me: Who's there Friend: Stick Me: Stick who? Friend: Stick in your butt! I still laugh my ass off every time on the fact that it wasn't intended to be a gay joke.

Knock knock ""Hey Walter, wanna hear a joke?"" ""Sure"" ""Knock kno- "" ""I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!!!""

I have a ""Knock Knock"" joke but you have to start it off.

A normal knock-knock joke ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Are you."" ""Are you who?"" ""Stop speaking incorrect grammar and get out of my house!""

Knock knock. Who's there? A black guy. ""A black guy who?"" ""A black guy who doesn't pay his child support."" ""I'm sorry, you're going to have to be more specific than that.""