Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? The pilot, let me in! Credit to: /u/Squidward_On_Drugs on an AskReddit thread, wanted to share with r/jokes

The police came to my door.... Police: Knock Knock Me: Who is it? Police: It's the Police. Me: What do you want? Police: We just wanna talk Me: How many of you are there? Police: 2 Me: Then talk to each other.

Knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? With. With who? With whom.

Knock Knock. Who's there? No, he's on first. **I totally just thought of this, where do I go to collect my money?** *Edit: spelling

Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? A man with short-term memory problems. A man with short-term memory problems who? Knock knock

Nifties I wrote a blog post about the history of knock knock jokes, and I learned all about the ""Nifty"", Before knock knock jokes there were do you know? jokes, made popular in the early 1900's. For example, ""Do you know Patty O'Furniture""? Or slightly more complex ""Do you know Arthur?"" ""Arthur who?"" ""Arthurmometer!"" Hilarity would ensue. This style of joke was nicknamed "" nifties "". Know any good Nifties Reddit? Also please say them like you're an old timey newspaper person, it real…

Why did the chicken cross the road? Friend told me about this one a while ago A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to the stupid man's house on the other side B: .... A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The chicken

Knock knock Who's there. Nobody. Nobody who. (And so concludes this joke from my 3yr old. We think it's pretty good.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. Knock Knock. ""Who's there?"" The chicken.

Knock Knock. whos there? a beautiful girl a beautiful girl who? that was already the joke.. no beautiful girl will ever knock your door loser... edit: looser = loser

Knock Knock Who's there? IP IP Who Haha...that's nice r/eli5 it's funny because it sounds like I poo

Knock knock... The pilot, let me in!!!!

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Knock Knock.. Who's there? Knock Knock.. Who's there? Open the door! I'm the pilot.

THe newiest Knock Knock joke I heard. - Knock Knock - Who's there? - First pilot. hopefully not too soon

About Lily Probably a repost but I don't care: Why did Lily fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lily.

Knock knock. Who's there? April Fool day :)

Germanwings 'Knock Knock' joke. *Knock Knock* Who's there? *A Germanwings pilot* A Germanwings pilot who? **LUBITZ, LET ME IN GODDAMNIT, YOU'RE GONNA CRASH THE PLANE!!**

Knock Knock Who's there? The Pilot

Knock Knock Who's there? Little Boy Blue Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson

Harry Potter knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? You know You know who? Avada Kedavra!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ah Ah who? God bless you

Who let the dogs out? Knock knock

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse. Note: This anti-joke is submitted to commemorate the new Alzheimer's treatment, and the immanent loss of a source of much comedic humour - aged dementia.

Irish I could say I came up with these St. Patty's Day jokes What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? -A rash of good luck. Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland? - He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? -Regular rocks are too heavy. How did the Irish Jig get started? -Too much to drink and not enough restrooms! What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife? - A bachelor. ""I married an Irishman on St. Pat…

The creator of the 'knock knock' joke was awarded a prize today Unfortunately he wasn't in to receive it