First Pilot Jokes

THe newiest Knock Knock joke I heard. - Knock Knock - Who's there? - First pilot. hopefully not too soon

Tick - Tock There were three American pilots captured by Germans in WWII. The Germans thought up a way to make the pilots crack and tell what they knew. They made them stand at attention, turn their heads from side to side and say, ""Tick - Tock"" over and over. After about three hours, the first pilot cracked and started telling all he knew, signing everything they put in front of him. An hour later, the second pilot cracked and started confessing to things that he didn't even do. The third pil…

There were three American pilots captured by Germans in WWII. The Germans thought up a way to make the pilots crack and tell what they knew. They made them stand at attention turn their heads from side to side and say ""Tick - Tock"" over and over. After about three hours the first pilot cracked and started telling all he knew signing everything they put in front of him. An hour later the second pilot cracked and started confessing to things that he didn't even do. The third pilot was fighting …

Sean Connery was Sean Connery was flying on a private jet when the two pilots came back and told him that they lost all control and the plane was going to crash. The first pilot jumped out and yelled, "God save me!", and landed on a pile of pillows. The second pilot jumped out and yelled, "God save me!", and landed on a haystack. Sean Connery jumped out and yelled, "God shave me!", and landed in a barbershop.