Sean Connery was Sean Connery was flying on a private jet when the two pilots came back and told him that they lost all control and the plane was going to crash. The first pilot jumped out and yelled, "God save me!", and landed on a pile of pillows. The second pilot jumped out and yelled, "God save me!", and landed on a haystack. Sean Connery jumped out and yelled, "God shave me!", and landed in a barbershop.