Knock Knock Jokes

Italian Knock knock Knock a knock - who's there - Ayatollah - Ayatollah who? - Ayatollah you already.

So a cow and a pig are hanging out. The pig gets hungry and says, ""Let me have some milk."" The cow says, ""No! That's udderly ridiculous."" The pig walks away with his head down. All he wanted was to pig out... --- Why does the cow refuse to share his bed with the pig? Because he always hogs the bed. --- A cow and a pig are hanging out. The pig says, ""Knock knock!"". Cow: ""Who's there!"" Pig: ""Banana."" Cow: ""Banana, who?"" Pig: ""Knock knock!"" Cow: ""Who's there?"" Pig: ""Oink!"" Cow: ""…

Knock knock (six year old told me this one) Who's there? Poop Poop who? Poop in your face... LOL

knock knock ! Who's there ? The cops. The cops who ? ""I'm sorry to tell you m'am but your son has passed away.""

Knock Knock Knock, Knock. Who's there? Horton. Horton, who? Horton Hears A Who.

""Why did Sally fall off the swings?"" ""Because she has no arms."" ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Not Sally. Because she has no arms. ""

Pokemon Knock-Knock Joke... Must be spoken out loud to work: Knock Knock.... Who's there?.... Pikach.... Pikachwho?.... Then you say ""haha, you just said pikachu"". (I thought of this on my own over twelve years-ago, but I'm not sure if others have too, lol.)

Knock knock... *Who's there?* Dwain. *Dwain who?* Dwain the bathtub I'm dwowning!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Eat mop Eat mop who? Hahahahaha

Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

Baby's first knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? HaHa! You're never going to get this one!

Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? Allahu Ackbar! /r/unexpectedjihad

*knock knock* ""Are you a Jehovah's Witness""?

An English teacher tells a knock knock joke Teacher: Knock Knock Student: Who's there? Teacher: To Student: To who? Teacher: To *whom*

Knock Knock John: knock knock Nana: Who's there? John: John! Nana: John whooo? *John begins to cry as he realizes his Nana's Alzheimers has progressed to such a severity that she can no longer remember who he is.*

Knock knock -Who's there? Allah. -Allah who? [Allahu akbar!]( http://i.imgur.com/ifn9enX.jpg)

Knock knock Who's there? Shi Huang Di Shi Huang Di Who? She wan DEEEEEZ NUTS! Yay for history jokes.

A knock-knock joke Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? Please don't cry.

Knock knock. Whose there? Doctor. Doctor who? Oh. You watch that show too?

Read out loud for full affect * ""Knock knock"" * ""Who's there"" * ""I eat mop"" * ""I eat mop who"" * *que laughter Gets em every time

Knock knock. Who's there? Coconuts. Cocounts who? Cocunuts look like bowling balls. Knock Knock Who's there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli looks like trees. Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!?!?!

Knock knock Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who? 420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned? Okay, sorry I'll leave.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock... [who's there] Not sally

Knock knock who's there Jo Jo who? Jo moms!

knock knock its me hitler and i have to poop, end of joke.jpg