A knock sounds at a nerd's door... *Knock knock!* ""Who's there?"" ""You know!"" ""You know who?"" ""Exactly. AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!""#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock... Me: Knock Knock Other person: who's there Me: Allah Other person: Allah who? Me: Allah who Akbar (ALLAHU AKBAR BOOOOOOM)#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock Who's there? Ye Old Lady. Ye Old Lady Who? Never knew you could yodle.#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why you can never tell a dog a knock knock joke [Because...](https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11951929_1024791097552124_6723724955112904216_n.jpg?oh=1eceed16c7de9207fcb4d8f426b64c00&oe=567F2A9C)#Animals#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
French Knock Knock Joke Frappe Frappe ! - Qui est la? Losty - Losty qui? Oui, c'est pourquoi j'ai frappe!#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A religious knock knock joke. knock knock --""Who is it?"" -""It's me, Jesus. Let me in."" --""Why do you want in?"" -""I want to save you.""... --""Save me from what?"" -""From what I'll do to you if you don't let me in.#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock knock Who's there? No one. You imagined the knocking due to mental illness brought on by crushing loneliness.#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Water Knock Knock Who's there? Water Water Who? Water Those!!!!! (What are those joke)#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock knock. Who's there? The Jews. The Jews who? Don't question us, that's anti semitic.#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Joke Knock knock! Who's there? Europe! Europe who? No! You're a poo!#Europe#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
knock knock who's it? omelet. omelet who? am late, open the door.#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I made a knock-knock joke for ya Me: knock-knock You: Who's there? Me: DEAD NAZI! You:... Dead nazi who? Me: I bet you Dead Nazi that one coming.#Dark Humor#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Know any 9/11 jokes? I'll start it off. knock knock *who's there?* 9/11 *9/11 who?* you said you'd never forget!#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke? Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there? 911. 911 who? You said you'd never forget#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock knock You: ""Knock knock"" Victim: ""Who's there?"" You: ""I ate up"" Victim: ""I ate up who?"" (May need to be read aloud)#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Joke From My Niece Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!#Animals#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? I though you'd never forget.#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My favorite way to respond to a knock-knock joke Person: ""Knock Knock"" Me: ""Come in"" Person: ""...""#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah Who? ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!! *explosions*#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[request] I started telling my friend a knock knock joke where the person at the door was ""nose"" but I can't think of a punchline please help. I tried googling it but I couldn't find anything. Sorry if requests aren't allowed here it wasn't entirely clear in the sidebar and none of the sister subs seemed appropriate.#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp