Knock Knock Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Don't know To get to the idiots house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken

So a man walks through airport security... Man: Knock knock. AS: Who's there? Man: Alla. AS: Alla who? Man: Alla who akbar.

Knock knock _Who's there?_ Armageddon _Armageddon who?_ Armageddon too old for this shit!

Why did the chicken cross the road To see the ugly man. Knock knock Who's there? The chicken.

Knock knock Who's there? Probably a murderer because it's 2015 and a normal human being would just text ""here""

Knock Knock ""Who's There?"" ""Bang Bang"" ""Bang Bang Who?"" ""Oscar Pistorius""

Knock knock... (**WARNING OFFENSIVE**) Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET YOU SON A OF A BITCH!

My favorite Knock Knock Joke. ""Knock Knock"" ""who's there"" ""I got up"" ""I got up who?"" ""then the bathrooms over there""

Knock Knock. ""Who's there?"" TheOwlGoes. ""TheOwlGoes HOO?""

* Knock knock. - Who is there? * It's the police. We have received complaints about the noise.

Alzheimer's joke Knock knock Who's there? To get to the other side!

Not your average dad joke Knock knock! Who's there? To To who? To whom

Knock Knock: Nutella Knock Knock Who's there? Nutella Nutella who? I'm Nutella-ing you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nunya. Nunya who? How many Nunyas do you know?

Best Kids Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock Who's There? Interrupting Cow Interrupting Cow Who...... (interrupting MOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

Saddest Joke if... Last person on Earth... Knock Knock..

most recent posts on this sub Knock knock Who's there? /r/jokes /r/jokes who? Hahahahahaha!!!! it's an inside joke

Knock knock Who's there? Granny. Granny who? Knock knock. Who's there? Granny. Granny who? Knock knock. Who's there? Granny. Granny who? Knock knock. Who's there? Granny. Granny who? Knock knock. Who's there? Aunt. Aunt who? Aunt you glad that Granny's gone?

Knock Knock who's there? -it's a-me -Amy who? -it's a-me Mario.

Knock knock. (Who's there?) Ric Flair. Ric Flair WHOOO?!

My niece told me this joke and I thought it was great! Knock knock! -Who's there? -The interrupting Cow -The interr..... -MOOOOO!

Knock knock Knock Knock... Who's there? The police The police who? Mam, your son is dead.

KNOCK KNOCK!? Knock knock? -whuz diz? Opportunity -nigga be lying opportunity doesn't knock twice

Why did Sally fall of off the swing.... Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Two horrible knock knock jokes. Knock knock. > Who's there? Door inspector. > Door inspector who? Knock knock. ----- Knock knock. > Who's there? Doorbell inspector. > Doorbell inspector who? Your doorbell's broken.