Fan of anti jokes? So I haven't seen any anti jokes here. Little bit of dark immature humor. Here's a few for ya. Where did sally go when the bomb went off? - everywhere. Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock knock.. Whose there? -not sally.#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Here's a 'Frozen' joke that I heard from an eight year old Knock knock *Who's there?* You *[You who?](http://memecrunch.com/meme/1MG0Q/big-summer-blowout/image.png)*#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My then 7 yo son came up with this one. Warning: NSFL (I think. This is /r/Jokes, so...) Knock knock *Who's there?* Ala *Ala who?* Ala oo akbar!!! Bkhkhkhhhhhhhh!!! (explosion sound) :P#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock... Who's there? Anna Anna who? Another good joke.#Anna Anna#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did the chicken cross the road? ""Why?"" To get to the gay-cunt's house. Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" The chicken.#Animals#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did the chicken cross the road? Q:why did the chicken cross the road ? Me : don't know why. A. To get to a dorks house Me: Ahh ok ? ...I don't get it. ok maybe you'll get this one. Knock knock..... Me: who is there ? A: the chicken !#Animals#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Easily the best knock knock joke for a Dad. Dad: Say Knock knock Son: Knock Knock Dad: Whose there? Son:...#Parents#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did the chicken cross the road? To see its smelly friend Knock knock Whos there Chicken!#Animals#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
There once was a girl named Sally with no arms.. ""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Not Sally""#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Sarah fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! ""Who's there?"" Not Sarah.#Not Sarah#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Imagine William Shatner -Knock knock. -Who's there? - Genghis -Genghis who? -KHHHHAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!#William Shatner Knock#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Request: my 4-year-old son is suddenly obsessed with jokes. Suggest some kid-friendly jokes that he can understand? Animals, knock-knocks, chickens crossing roads, whatever - I need new material! **EDIT:** I love you all - thanks!!#Kids#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
knock knock who there hop hop who knock knock who there hop hop who#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock knock anti-joke Knock knock Who's there? Not Adolf Hitler . . .#Adolf Hitler#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
knock knock, who's there? An ass load of Brazil v Germany posts of which 5% are actually funny.#Brazil#Germany#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness? ...knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing?#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom? because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Know 9/11 Knock Knock. Who's There? 9/11. 9/11 who? I thought you said you'd never forget.#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock ""Who's There?"" ""Dwayne."" ""Dwayne who?"" ""Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!""#Dwayne Dwayne#Dwayne#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock knock [Fixed] Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? ... hehe#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp