Wanna hear the best knock knock joke? Yes? Okay, but you gotta start off. * You: okay... knock knock. * Me: Who's there? * You: ... * Me: .. * You: ....... * Me: thats the joke, fool.#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
George Zimmerman knock knock joke Person 1:Knock knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: George Zimmerman. Person 2: George Zimmerman who? Person 1: Ok good you're automatically on that jury.#George Zimmerman#Lawyer#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
knock knock! who's there? not trayvon martin -- that nigga dead!#Martin#Dark Humor#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Poor Susie! Q: Why couldn't Susie ride the swings? A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie!#Susie#Money#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock knock? Who's there? ...It's Johnny, grandma... A single tear rolled down the boys face. Alzheimers was taking its hold on her.#Aging#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Interrupting Dyslexic Cow B: Interrupting Dys-- A: OOOOOOOOOM!#Animals#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Sorry if this is a re-post but ... Here's a great knock knock joke - but you have to start Ok, knock knock Who's there .......#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
2 for the price of 1 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the idiot's house Knock Knock <Who's there?> It's the Chicken#House Knock#Animals#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dr Steve Brule on Jokes Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Your friend"" ""But I don't have any friends"". That's a comedy joke by Dringus and Djrumgo Comedy team.#Dr Steve Brule#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!#Doris#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
in response to a deleted post: How do you apologise when you're wrong? [knock knock joke] Me: knock knock (assuming they're still speaking to me and know what to say next) Them: Who's there? Me: Kenya Fork Them: ...Kenya Fork who? Me: Ken ya forg-ive me?! I'm sorry (Works well to distract them from the fact that you were wrong about something by the lameness of the joke!)#Ken#Kenya#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock knock Who's there? Owls. Owls who? .................. Exactly!#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock knock Who's there? Obesity. Obesity who? Obesity is not a joke it's a wake-up call.#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your place! Knock knock Who's there? Bak bak My chemistry prof said that one today#Prof#Animals#Science#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
knock knock jokes!!!!!!!!!!!! knock knock who's there? hugh hugh who? huch need to listen to me!#Hugh Hugh#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Double Joke Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. ---------------------------------- ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Not Sally!""#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
And now for a brief trip back to the early 90's. Knock knock. Who's there? Amy Fisher *BANG!!!*#Amy Fisher#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock Who's there? Peanut butter jelly Peanut butter jelly who? Peanut butter jelly you!#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Help me figure out a knock knock joke that's had me stumped for 20 years When I was a kid my sisters and I ordered a book of knock knock jokes from the book club at school. I remember reading them to everyone who came by the house but there was one that I never understood. No one in my life has ever had a logical explanation for it and I have never forgotten it: Knock Knock. Who's there? Darth Vader. Darth Vader who? Darth Vader Cookie Crumble. __ WTF?#Darth Vader#Darth Vader Cookie#School#Kids+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp