If my liver was a person, it'd be Doris, the 50 year old waitress pouring coffee at the truckstop for 35 years & smoking since she was born.#Doris0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!#Doris#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock-knock joke told to me by a 7 year old kid: Knock-knock Who's there? Doris Doris who? Doris locked that's why I'm knocking!#Doris#Kids#Q&A#Knock Knock1104🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Two men were chatting in a pub. First man says, “What is your wife’s name?” “Her name is Doris but I call her five horses” replied the second man. “Why do you call her that?” “NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG is all she ever does!” he replied.#First Man#Doris#Second Man#Marriage+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A man and his wife were on the Titanic as it was sinking and just the one life jacket remained. “I love you so much Doris that I will think of you often” - as he put on the jacket and jumped into the sea!#Doris#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp