Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock knock. Who's there? Apple, Orange, and Banana. Apple, Orange, and Banana who? Apple, Orange and Banana run away, get in their car, drive home, order pizza, eat dinner, brush their teeth, and go to bed.#Food#Driving#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police open the door -- I forgot my lunch!#Police#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bass ! Bass who ? Bass the salt and pepper please !#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bassoon ! Bassoon who ? Bassoon things will be better !#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock Who's there ! Beethoven ! Beethoven who ? Beethoven is too hot !#Beethoven#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who? Chair you go again asking more questions !#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock Who's there ? Cigarette ! Cigarette who ? Cigarette life if you don't weaken !#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ? Coffin and spluttering !#Dark Humor#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ? Castro bread upon the waters !#Castro#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock Who's there ! Census ! Census who ? Census presents for Christmas !#Holiday#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock Who's there ? Chest ! Chest who ? Chest-nuts for sale !#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock Who's there ? Comic ! Comic who ? Comic and see me sometime !#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who? Cymbals have horns and others don't !#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ? Cellar. No I think she can be repaired !#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ? Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !#Sports#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cicero ! Cicero who ? Cicero the boat ashore !#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock Who's there ! Crock and Dial ! Crock and Dial who ? Crock and Dial Dundee !#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock Who's there ? Cookie ! Cookie who ? Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food !#Food#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cathy ! Cathyl who ? Cathy free. Never had it. Never will !#Cathy#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ? Celeste time I lend you money !#Celeste#Money#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cecil ! Cecil who ? Cecil have music whereever she goes.... !#Cecil#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Knock Knock Who's there ! Chad ! Chad who? Chad to make your acquaintance !#Chad#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp