Knock Knock Jokes

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?? Because Freedom rings! Happy Birthday U.S!

Sarah fell of the swing because she has no arms..... Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house Knock knock? Who's there? The chicken

Knock knock Who's there? Dewt dew de dew dew Dewt dew do dew dew who? Menah Menah

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke? I am the one who Knock-knocks.

knock knock Who's There? Do you ya Do you ya who? No, It's 2014 I use Google

A combo of two classics. Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to your house. .................. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken!

knock knock joke **Voldemort**: knock knock **Jon Snow**: Who is there? **Voldemort**: You know who **Jon Snow**: Who? (opens the door) **Voldemort**: You know nothing Jon Snow! Avada Kedavra! Another Stark dead

Knock knock... Who's there? Cow. Cow who? COWWHOBUNGA DUDE ._.

Knock Knock **Who's there?** You **You who?** Yoo hoo big summer blowout!

I have a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it.

A favourite high school teacher's go-to Knock Knock joke. Knock knock. *-Who's there?* Interrupting cow. *-Interrup-* **MOO**

Knock Knock Who there? Control freak Contro... Now you say control freak who!

Chain jokes? I just wanted to know some chain jokes, doesn't matter any kind. I have 1 but that's really all I know: Q: Why did little Suzy get run over by a car? A: She had no arms or legs! Knock knock! Who's there? Not little Suzy

Best ""knock knock"" joke I have. -Knock Knock. +Who's there? -Smell Mop +Smell Mop who? (You just made the other person say ""smell my poo"". Now wait for them to take a moment to realize it as they wait for you to finish the joke.)

A question not to be answered... ""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Rhetorical"" ""Rhetorical, Who?"" *At this point, you just walk away from the other person* *if they still don't get the joke, they'll come back to you and ask why you didn't finish. Then you can say...* ""You asked me a Rhetorical Question.""

Hitler Jokes 1. how does hitler solve maths questions? he uses concentration 2. why did hitler kill himself? he got his gas bill 3. what does hitler and usian bolt have in common? usian bolt can finish a race 4. how do you get hitler in an volkswagon? tell him its a race 5. whats hitlers least favorite planet? jewpiter 6. whats hitlers least favorite pokemon? pikajew 7. what is hitlers least favorite month? jewly 8.how did hitlers wife die? took the wrong shower 9. why wasnt hitler invited to ba…

Two-part knock-knock joke. Kickin' it old school, yo. This one's from like back before we had computers, kiddos, so you're gonna have to do a little work for it. Don't worry, I'll guide you. Okay you ready? Here we go... Knock knock (you say ""who's there?"" here) Kojac (Kojac who?) Kojac off in a hat! Wait, there's a 2nd part. Hang on, here goes... Knock knock (who's there) Sam and Janet (okay, Sam and Janet who?) Sam and Janet ^""some ^enchanted"" evening, you'll Kojac off in a hat! HAHA! HEYY…

Dubstep joke Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob bubububu Bob Bob WuuuuOOOOWWWubwubwubwub edit: formatting

Knock Knock ""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""No, Who's on first!""

A knock-knock joke that will blow your mind! Knock,Knock... Who is there? ... Old Lady Lahey... ... Old Lady Lahey Who? ... Holy shit, I didn't know you could yodel!

Why did Sally Fall off the swing? [kind of rude] Because she has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock, Who's there Jesus, Jesus who, You haven't heard the good word of the Lord, I have some wonderful pamphlets to show you to the ways of God

First time posting here. I always found this f$%#ed up, but hilarious. Q: Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars? A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there? Me: Not Lucy.

Questionably funny ""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Police"" ""Police who?"" ""Police open the door"" Posted this in anti-jokes since it is not really funny, and was told to put it here.