Divorce Joke my Family Law Professor Told Elderly couple, 102 and 98 years old respectively. And they are getting a divorce. Judge asks them why they are getting one now... ""we were waiting for the kids to die""

An anthropologist is completing his lifelong study of world dance... And he's celebrating. Celebrating his tail off. See, he'd spent the last 25 years cataloging every single dance performed by every group in the world. Polish Bogarodzicas. Sioux Buckskin dances to Seminole Green Corn dances. Inuit dances to the whales, Ghanaian Kpanlongo, Finnish step-dance. All of it. And he's found himself in Australia, recording the last one of all. A Wungubal in the north, performed by a small group of Abor…

3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to an orientation in Heaven. They are all asked, ""When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"" The first guy says, ""I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."" The second guy says, ""I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."" The last guy repl…

Three bird on a wire A teacher asks her class, ""If there are three birds perched on a wire and a hunter shoots one, how many will be left."" Timmy raises his hand and answers, ""There won't be any left. The one will be dead, and the other two will have been scared off by the noise of the rifle."" The teacher replies, ""Timmy, that's not the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you think."" Later, at recess, Timmy asks the teacher, ""Which one of those ladies at the picnic table do you t…