Bob Bob Jokes

Bill is housesitting for his brother Bob over a long vacation One day, Bob calls Bill to check in on how everything is, and see how his cat is doing. Bill very abruptly and callously says ""Cat's dead, Bob."" Bob is overcome with shock, and when he finally collects himself he says ""Bill, that was very rude, and was quite jarring. You need to learn how to break bad news to people."" ""What do you mean?"" Bill asks. ""Well, I'm still going to be gone for a few weeks, so you could have told me tha…

Bob and Joe were sitting in their math class one day... (x-post r/unexpectedfactorial) Bob and Joe were sitting in their math class one day when their teacher suddenly shouts ""Pop quiz! If you don't answer this question correctly, then you will fail the class"" Both Bob and Joe are taken aback. The teacher turns to Joe, ""Joe! Quickly, how many seconds are there in six weeks?"" Joe takes a few seconds to think about it, and then with a smile on his face quickly exclaims, ""there are exactly 10!…

Bob and Joe were sitting in their math class one day... Bob and Joe were sitting in their math class one day when their teacher suddenly shouts ""Pop quiz! If you don't answer this question correctly, then you will fail the class"" Both Bob and Joe are taken aback. The teacher turns to Joe, ""Joe! Quickly, how many seconds are there in six weeks?"" Joe takes a few seconds to think about it, and then with a smile on his face quickly exclaims, ""there are exactly 10!"" The teacher then turns to Bo…

A man tells his boss raising his child is a full-time job His boss responds, ""WHAT? YOU'RE LEAVING FOR A NEW JOB, BOB?"" Bob says, ""That's right Henry... I'm leaving."" But the joke here is that millions of parents, unlike Bob, have to have two full-time jobs, where their bosses, both men and child, gleefully wring out as many hours from their lives as they desire, in their greedy body parts.

This is Bob.. Bob has no hands. -*Knock, knock* -Whos there? -Not Bob!

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