Bill is housesitting for his brother Bob over a long vacation One day, Bob calls Bill to check in on how everything is, and see how his cat is doing. Bill very abruptly and callously says ""Cat's dead, Bob."" Bob is overcome with shock, and when he finally collects himself he says ""Bill, that was very rude, and was quite jarring. You need to learn how to break bad news to people."" ""What do you mean?"" Bill asks. ""Well, I'm still going to be gone for a few weeks, so you could have told me tha…