A man tells his boss raising his child is a full-time job His boss responds, ""WHAT? YOU'RE LEAVING FOR A NEW JOB, BOB?"" Bob says, ""That's right Henry... I'm leaving."" But the joke here is that millions of parents, unlike Bob, have to have two full-time jobs, where their bosses, both men and child, gleefully wring out as many hours from their lives as they desire, in their greedy body parts.