Knock knock Who's there? Police. Your wife has been involved in a terrible car accident.

Free Kittens A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket of furry animals; in her hand was a sign that read: FREE KITTENS. Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall grinning man. ""Hi there little girl, I'm Mitt Romney. What do you have in the basket?"" ""Kittens"", little Suzy said. ""How old are they asked Romney?"" Suzy replied, ""they're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."…

Suzy Why did Suzy fall of the swings? Cause she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Gloves Ha Ha just kidding that's mean We actually don't know she hasn't opened it yet.

Suzy Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set? She has no arms... Knock knock? Who's there? Not Suzy