George Zimmerman Jokes

George Zimmerman was arrested again for aggravated assault with a weapon. It's almost like there's a pattern here.

Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so? Is he the McRib?

Around 70% of the earth is made up of water, and the other 30% is filled with news articles about George Zimmerman

"Welcome to 9-1-1, Florida. If you're calling about a matter related to George Zimmerman, please press 2. Otherwise, stay on the line..."

George Zimmerman is selling his gun I'm sure he'll make a killing.

What's the fastest to have George Zimmerman pull a gun on you?

George Zimmerman knock knock joke Person 1:Knock knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: George Zimmerman. Person 2: George Zimmerman who? Person 1: Ok good you're automatically on that jury.

If Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman had a baby together, what would the kid be like? I know there's a joke in there somewhere...

What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin? Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

If there's something strange, in your neighborhood, Who ya gonna call? GEORGE ZIMMERMAN