😄 A guy wants to test his son's IQ Dad : ""Knock knock."" Son: ""dad, someone's knocking."" Dad : ""It...

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A guy wants to test his son's IQ Dad : ""Knock knock."" Son: ""dad, someone's knocking."" Dad : ""It's me you idiot."" Son : ""But dad, you have a key."" Dad: ""oh, it's probably your mom. Sit tight I'm gonna open the door.""

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Joke ID: 01KKTNA0TD2TNWWSB0KSAWM5QE

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