Pakistani Kid, American Kid
Just read this one somewhere...
A Pakisitani boy got admission in an American school.
Teacher: What's your name?
Boy: Ahmad
Teacher: No, now you are in America your name is Johny from today.
Boy went home.
Mom Asked: how was the day Ahmad?
Boy: I am an American now call me Johnny.
Mom & Dad both got offended and beat him up.
Next day he was back to school, all bruised
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Teacher: What happened Johnny?
Boy: Ma'am, just 4 hours after I became American, I w…