American School Jokes

A Pakistani boy takes admission in an American School. A Pakistani boy takes admission in an American school ... Teacher : Whats your name ? Boy : Nadir Teacher : No, you are in America now so from now on your name is Johnny. The boy went home after his school ended and his mother asks him ""How was the day Nadir?"" Boy : Mom, I am an American now, so call me Johnny. The boy's Mom and Dad both get offended and beat him up. Next day he goes back to school all bruised ... Teacher : What happened J…

Noddy A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school ... Teacher : Whats your name ? Boy : Nadir Teacher : No, now you are in America, your name is nodee from today. Boy went home and his mother asked: How was the day Nadir? Boy : I am an American now, so call me nodee. Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised ... Teacher : What happened nodee ? Boy: Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists.

The American school system is a lot like an EA game... It's mostly broken and if you pay more money you can access things that make you have an advantage over everyone else.

Pakistani Kid, American Kid Just read this one somewhere... A Pakisitani boy got admission in an American school. Teacher: What's your name? Boy: Ahmad Teacher: No, now you are in America your name is Johny from today. Boy went home. Mom Asked: how was the day Ahmad? Boy: I am an American now call me Johnny. Mom & Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school, all bruised . Teacher: What happened Johnny? Boy: Ma'am, just 4 hours after I became American, I was attacked…

Pakistani Kid, American Kid Just read this one somewhere... A Pakisitani boy got admission in an American school. Teacher: What's your name? Boy: Ahmad Teacher: No, now you are in America your name is Johny from today. Boy went home. Mom Asked: how was the day Ahmad? Boy: I am an American now call me Johnny. Mom & Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school, all bruised . Teacher: What happened Johnny? Boy: Ma'am, just 4 hours after I became American, I w…

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A Pakistani boy takes admission in an American School. A Pakistani boy takes admission in an American school ...