Noddy A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school ... Teacher : Whats your name ? Boy : Nadir Teacher : No, now you are in America, your name is nodee from today. Boy went home and his mother asked: How was the day Nadir? Boy : I am an American now, so call me nodee. Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised ... Teacher : What happened nodee ? Boy: Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists.