A Pakistani boy takes admission in an American School. A Pakistani boy takes admission in an American school ... Teacher : Whats your name ? Boy : Nadir Teacher : No, you are in America now so from now on your name is Johnny. The boy went home after his school ended and his mother asks him ""How was the day Nadir?"" Boy : Mom, I am an American now, so call me Johnny. The boy's Mom and Dad both get offended and beat him up. Next day he goes back to school all bruised ... Teacher : What happened Johnny ? Boy: Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists.