Pakistani Kid, American Kid Just read this one somewhere... A Pakisitani boy got admission in an American school. Teacher: What's your name? Boy: Ahmad Teacher: No, now you are in America your name is Johny from today. Boy went home. Mom Asked: how was the day Ahmad? Boy: I am an American now call me Johnny. Mom & Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school, all bruised . Teacher: What happened Johnny? Boy: Ma'am, just 4 hours after I became American, I was attacked…