Olivia Jokes

Knock knock Who's there Olivia Olivia who? Olivia, so let me in my bloody house!

John, Mark, Alicia and Olivia are traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Olivia and John are sitting there looking perplexed. Mark is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything. Olivia is thinking: These Pakistanis are all crazy after Alicia. Mark must have tried to kiss her in the tu…

It was their 25 th Wedding Anniversary. The man of the house started out to his office as usual. “Neville” his wife called, “Don’t you know what day this is?” “Yes, really I do”, said Neville. “Well, how are we going to celebrate it?” asked his wife. “I don’t know Olivia”, said Neville, scratching his head in confusion, “How about two minutes of silence!?”