It was their 25 th Wedding Anniversary. The man of the house started out to his office as usual. “Neville” his wife called, “Don’t you know what day this is?” “Yes, really I do”, said Neville. “Well, how are we going to celebrate it?” asked his wife. “I don’t know Olivia”, said Neville, scratching his head in confusion, “How about two minutes of silence!?”