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A dying atheist has doubts that there may in fact be a God Lying on his death bed, he invited holy men from each of the most prolific religions. A Catholic priest, a rabbi, a Buddhist monk, a Hindu priest, and a Muslim Sheikh. Each take turns explaining their views on life after death. First, the Catholic priest says a prayer, and explains that after death he will go through the gates of St. Peter where he will join Jesus and all of this loved ones. Next, the Sheikh says he would be granted 72 v

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Topical Jokes for 6/1 A video has surfaced of Justin Bieber saying the n-word. People are calling it the least offensive Justin Bieber video ever. In Illinois, a 115-pound-woman won a hot dog eating contest, after she ate 28 hot dogs. The judges then congratulated the 138-pound-woman. The NSA is reportedly collecting millions of images per day to build a facial-recognition database. The NSA is cataloguing the photos in a massive online database -- it's called Instagram.

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I don't know what to do with these pop-culture jokes now that they are considered to be ""unfashionable"" Why is Justin Bieber's face always red after he talks to a woman? The pepper spray usually hits him right between the eyes. _________ What is red and orange and looks good on Justin Bieber? Fire. ____________ Chris Brown takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says, ""Show me that it's true what they say about black rappers!"" So he beats and chokes her, steals her purse, and posts pictures

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